If you're at all politically correct then best you surf elsewhere.
For years I have been taking the piss out of life by referring to the thalidomide golf championships. Ok, so I don't really mean it. OK. But the interesting this is that I've just seen a report on CNN which featured a golfer with no arms - like short ones - like uh huh - thalidomide pills for morning sickness short arms . I kid you not.