Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The pages of the holy books: soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent

Is there no end to the wailing, gnashing of teeth and rending of clothing?

The question refers, of course, to the Newsweek report alleging that the Quran was flushed. In my humble opinion the whole thing has been blown out of proportion. There will always be those who are just spoiling for a fight and for whom the slightest excuse is good enough.

My suggestion is that all the holy books should be printed on double-ply paper and come with gummed edges for rolling up a big splif.

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