Scam scum

My latest scam baiting effort is yielding some really amusing results. The mind boggles. My next trick is to try to get them to send me the actual paperwork. So far, however, they're not biting.

What else did you bring?

I just want to say one thing about the situation with miners trapped underground in Australia. They've been there for 8 days (approximately) and what do the resuers offer them to eat? Egg sandwiches. For god's sake. Where's the pizza? The cheeseburgers? The tubes of amberfrosty?

Egg sandwiches? In a confined space?

Haven't they suffered enough?